Lingerie. An awesome invention if ever there was one. But as per usual, the Internet has managed to corrupt it and make it weird. Here is some of the the craziest lingerie the net has to offer:

The Gold-Fish Bra

Goldfish BraThis lingerie serves a triple purpose. Not only does it engulf the boobage, it also houses your pet goldfish and visually enhances your breast size. I can’t imagine a guy would be too happy to see this when he’s getting down to business.

Handy Bra

These hands are sure to make guys both amused and jealous. This certainly the sexiest lingerie on the list. It’s the sort of thing I can imagine Madonna will be wearing in her next video, if she hasn’t done it already.

The Bird Bra

Oh Dear. It may be one of the most creative bras, but I can’t imagine any guy sitting at home thinking, “you know what, I really wish more girls had dead birds concealing their boobs”. WEIRD!

Geek Panties

These on the other hand, are sure to get guys excited. Well nerds at least, which ironically enough will probably never get far enough with a girl t0 see them.

Nerd Lingerie


Golden Lingerie

Last but not least here is one for the ladies. A golden bra (actually made of gold) worth nearly $2 Million. That’s sure to spark up your relationship.

Golden Lingerie