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Bear Falls Off Furniture
Yes. Stop the press! A bear baby has fallen off some furniture.
I’m sorry, its a slow news day. Nothing interesting is happening. So here is a video that will occupied for at least 50 seconds. If you still bored then go out and do something newsworthy so I can write about it.
It is thought that the bear baby escaped the furniture fall with only minor injuries. However, as it’s a slow news day I’m going to improvise a more interesting scenario that may or may not have actually happened.
It is thought that this bear is actually the secret bastard love child of Tom Selleck and Liza Minnelli. This video was captured when a pervert outside Ms Minelli’s house heard what he described as a “kerfuffle” coming from inside the house. He then rushed with his video camera into the house to discover the bear baby running wild amongst the furniture, causing minor damage to her sofas. It was at this point the bear fell at least 2 feet from the top of Minelli’s furniture.
Latest reports say the pervert was then eaten in a savage attack by the bear baby. The Bear Baby refused to comment.
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