Yes boys, men and indeed blokes, it’s your favourite day of the year once again. It’s new Call of Duty Release day! This year it’s called Black Opps, and apparently it actually has a decent narrative for once. One so good that some reviewers believe the general public will be too stupid to understand what is going on. Sounds exciting.

But lets face it, we don’t buy it for the epic campaign. We buy it for the epic, life consuming, relationship destroying multi-player, that this year has more to offer than ever. Better order those “I’m sorry” flowers now lads, the missus is going to be pissed! Women: sorry but we will be unavailable for the next few days/months. But don’t worry, there’s a soldier in all of us…