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Bear Falls Off Furniture
Yes. Stop the press! A bear baby has fallen off some furniture.
I’m sorry, its a slow news day. Nothing interesting is happening. So here is a video that will occupied for at least 50 seconds. If you still bored then go out and do something newsworthy so I can write about it.
It is thought that the bear baby escaped the furniture fall with only minor injuries. However, as it’s a slow news day I’m going to improvise a more interesting scenario that may or may not have actually happened.
It is thought that this bear is actually the secret bastard love child of Tom Selleck and Liza Minnelli. This video was captured when a pervert outside Ms Minelli’s house heard what he described as a “kerfuffle” coming from inside the house. He then rushed with his video camera into the house to discover the bear baby running wild amongst the furniture, causing minor damage to her sofas. It was at this point the bear fell at least 2 feet from the top of Minelli’s furniture.
Latest reports say the pervert was then eaten in a savage attack by the bear baby. The Bear Baby refused to comment.
Hot Car: Honda CR-Z
I like cars. I like cars ‘cus they are fun. So I really like cars that are fun to drive. That’s why I have a 1991 Honda CRX.
Not mine obviously but equally awesome. The CRX ticks all the boxes as a car. It’s timelessly good looking, very reliable, not something you see everyday, handles well and boy is it quick (well, for a small car). One of the first cars to feature Honda’s refined Vtec Engine, it defines the term “pocket rocket” and is one of the all time great hot hatches (even though its really a coupe).
Honda never really made a proper successor to the Mk2 CRX. There was the ‘Del Sol’ which originally replaced the CRX, but that was an awful disgrace of a car that’s about as pretty as a rotting sandal. 17 years on since the last CRX, Honda have come up with a new concept that finally looks like a worthy successor. Meet the CR-Z
Personally, I think the CR-Z looks stunning. As an original CRX owner, it is exactly how you would imagine a CRX would look after 17 years of further development. It’s a bit too curvy at the back, but it looks awesome from the side. I want one. I want one now please.
Unfortunately you will have to wait until the summer 2010 for general release, and likely another year before it will be available for car rental. No exact Spec’s on the engine as yet, but it looks like Honda are going to make it a Hybrid. Honda Claim it will be the worlds first Sporty Hybrid Coupe, and the first petrol-electric car to have a 6 speed manual gearbox. As long as its still as quick and fun to drive as the original, I’ll be happy to do my bit to prevent climate change at the same time.
By the way Honda, if you feel like sending me one to test drive, I should be able to find the time 
Viral: Offensive Gamertag
Usually offending other people is wrong. But offending douche bag Americans with no sense of humour that spend most of their time offending other douche bags whilst playing Xbox 360 online is quite simply, Hilarious.
So for that reason, here is a video collection from the guys at College Humour of what happened when one man decided to go online with the Xbox Live gamer-tag “Jesus Died LOL”. Let the far more offensive insulting ensue. Look out for the best reaction “Jesus Died lol? It should be Jesus died sad face”
How to Solve World Hunger
Poverty. It hasn’t gone away. Whether it’s the Kenya drought crisis in East Africa, or floods in Bangladesh, A billion people still living without reliable sources of water and food. So much suffering is going on in the world whilst we in the west are considering to live increasingly wasteful lives.
So how can we solve world hunger and ensure a decent quality of life for people around the world? Sarah Silverman has the answer.
OK. Maybe that wont happen. I may not be able to feed the world, but I can feed you some sexy pictures of the very fine Sarah Silverman.
Crappy Climate Change Song
Climate change is a serious thing. Something that everyone will either feel the effects of directly, or experience the changes in society we must make to prevent it. So how will we prevent it? What will save us from climate change?
Not this pile of crap that’s for sure. It’s about as inspiring as a Gordon Brown speech. Climate change is a serious problem and this is not how you make people take it seriously.
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