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Viral: Best Cry Ever
Peoples personal problems are not usually things to be laughed at. But when you agree to put them on national television they no longer become personal. So you can now officially laugh at this mug for having the funniest cry ever!
Brown offers Flowers to ‘Bigot’
Pictures are powerful things. These for instance will shock you.
Gordon Brown offers apologetic flowers and chocolates to Gillian Duffy after causing a national scene by calling her a “Bigoted Woman”. Maybe if he splashed out on some M&S Flowers she would look a little happier.
Clegg gets used to European politics.
Brown takes a moment to calm himself down, lest he lash out again and call someone else a bigot. Maybe someone should buy him some flowers.
But what is more powerful than pictures? Photoshop! These are all of coursed Photoshoped by artist and award winning photographer Alison Jackson in the run up to tomorrows election. Jackson adopted the idea of using lookalikes while a photography student at the Royal College of Art in the late 1990s, but claims it wasn’t always easy to find actors to fill the roles. She is still looking for a good David Cameron.
Transvestite Steals £120,000 of M&S Lingerie
A accountant from Coventry has been jailed after stealing over 6000 pieces of lingerie from Marks & Spencer.
David O’Connell, said to have a “sexual fetish for women’s clothing” has been sentenced to 16 months in prison after stealing lingerie totalling near £120,000. The 48-year-old had amassed an “Aladdin’s cave” of ladies wear to satisfy his fetish for wearing it himself.
His secret emerged when he was caught stealing some dresses, 3 tops and a skirt from an M&S store in Leicester. Following his arrest police searched his home to find a huge collection of stolen lingerie. His stash included lingerie of all shades and sizes which he had built up over 2 and a half years. Leicester Crown Court heard yesterday O’Connell, a £40,000p.a. finance director, would wear the clothes for sexual gratification.
There were 6,400 items, all of female clothing, all from Marks and Spencer and all brand-new. Many items were the same. The amount was overwhelming. The officers looked in the loft and saw bags and boxes filling one side of the roof. They saw huge amounts of new clothing, much of it with the tags still attached and still on hangers, in wardrobes, boxes and bags.
3 months after he was initially arrested and his haul confiscated, he was caught trying to start a new collection, stealing more lingerie form an M&S in Birmingham. Why he always chose M&S was not revealed.
Climate Change Advert Could Be Banned
The Advertising Standards Authority is to investigate a government funded climate change awareness campaign after a TV advert received 357 complaints.
The “Bedtime Story” campaign, costing the tax payer £6 million has been accused of scaremongering and ‘misleading the public‘. The advert is the first time the government has stated that there is evidence that climate change is man made. This has prompted complaints arguing that there is no scientific evidence of climate change, or that scientists are divided and therefore cannot attribute climate change to human activity. Another complaint called it inappropriate for children because it is “upsetting and scaremongering”
I expect parents dislike this advert because it will leave their children asking questions that they don’t want to answer. I would hardly call this advert shocking or scaremongering for that matter, at least not compared to some other adverts that are allowed to air. The anti smoking campaigns are far more graphic and recently they too are being directly targeted at children of smokers.
Here is the climate change advert in question for you to make up your own mind:
I don’t necessarily support shock tactics as a way to get a point across, but if far more shocking and graphic adverts are acceptable for things like drugs (Example) or speeding (Example), then you cannot treat this climate change advert any differently. This is by far a greater threat to the people of this country and the world, and if that makes you feel uncomfortable then good, so it bloody well should.
7 Pieces of Crazy Lingerie
Lingerie. An awesome invention if ever there was one. But as per usual, the Internet has managed to corrupt it and make it weird. Here is some of the the craziest lingerie the net has to offer:
The Gold-Fish Bra
This lingerie serves a triple purpose. Not only does it engulf the boobage, it also houses your pet goldfish and visually enhances your breast size. I can’t imagine a guy would be too happy to see this when he’s getting down to business.
Handy Bra
These hands are sure to make guys both amused and jealous. This certainly the sexiest lingerie on the list. It’s the sort of thing I can imagine Madonna will be wearing in her next video, if she hasn’t done it already.
The Bird Bra
Oh Dear. It may be one of the most creative bras, but I can’t imagine any guy sitting at home thinking, “you know what, I really wish more girls had dead birds concealing their boobs”. WEIRD!
Geek Panties
These on the other hand, are sure to get guys excited. Well nerds at least, which ironically enough will probably never get far enough with a girl t0 see them.
Golden Lingerie
Last but not least here is one for the ladies. A golden bra (actually made of gold) worth nearly $2 Million. That’s sure to spark up your relationship.
Viral: Origin of Stupidity
At skip to the end, we like straight talking people who speak truth. We also usually ignore anyone that chooses to use the word “hella”, however for this video I am prepared to make an exception.
Christianity. Even if you are agnostic or atheist you probably think its not all that bad right? Well most of the people at the bottom are OK, but not the ones that try to pull this shit. Everyone is entitled to their own views, but they have no right to enforce their views that are not based on fact on other people. This year marks the 150th Anniversary of the publication of Darwin’s book “Origin of Species” which firmly disapproves the bible’s claims that God created humans.
In a daft attempt to corrupt the book, This was announced. In the video its announced that a free anniversary version of the book will be given out at schools and universities with a 50 page introduction that supposedly denounces and disproves the theories in the book.
Here is the appropriate response: (which has now had nearly 4 times as many views as the original above)
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