When Knicker Lizards Strike

I know that wildlife smuggling is not really any kind of laughing matter, but when I read this story I was on the floor.  NZ customs officials found no less than FORTY FOUR lizards of various types ‘concealed’ in his underwear. Just think about that for a second. Forty four. Lizards. In his pants.

Given what has been happening to airport security lately its amazing this guy thought he could get away with it. I don’t know, maybe that’s his thing: having security guards pulling scaled reptiles from his undercrackers. Its weird enough to be a fetish. If half the things we have heard about Angelina Jolie over the ears are true maybe she has experimented with covert reptilian  lingerie funtime. That sounds good actually, maybe I will pack a little something ‘extra’  for my trip to Malaga this summer!